lions and tigers and lizards, oh my

This morning Peter took the kids into the backyard while I prepared their school lunches. To their astonishment, they found a bearded dragon casually perched on our fence. Not the type of thing you see every day. Peter called our neighbor and asked if he just happened to be missing a giant lizard, to which he replied "actually yes, I lost him earlier this week". I have no idea where this lizard has been hiding the last three days, nor do I really want to find out!